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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
gutter
leaked all over
an Angolan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
tramp
soldier
shepherd
doctor
student
man
policewoman
pilot
dentist
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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