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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
manifold
leaked all over
a German
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
a spy
farmer
woman
taxi driver
shepherd
bus driver
tramp
doctor
surgeon
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