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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
manifold
leaked all over
a Vatican citizen
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Malian
Marshallese
South Korean
Wallisian
Tanzanian
Lebanese
South Sudanese
Qatari
Nicaraguan
Chinese
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.