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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
manifold
leaked all over
a Sierra Leonean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
tramp
bus driver
a spy
taxi driver
policewoman
man
child
shepherd
train driver
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Dan
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