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Bad maintenance
My train's
windscreen wiper
manifold
leaked all over
a Malaysian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
train driver
tramp
dentist
farmer
surgeon
man
woman
TV personality
child
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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