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Bad maintenance
My train's
motor
pneumatic manifold
leaked all over
a Salvadorean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
surgeon
TV personality
milkman
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train driver
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soldier
man
dentist
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Dan
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