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Bad maintenance
My train's
motor
guard spanner
leaked all over
a Syrian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
soldier
train driver
milkman
student
man
TV personality
policewoman
pilot
ticket inspector
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Dan
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