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Bad maintenance
My train's
motor
guard spanner
leaked all over
a Barbadian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
soldier
farmer
pilot
surgeon
tramp
policeman
taxi driver
student
TV personality
child
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Dan
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