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Bad maintenance
My train's
motor
guard spanner
leaked all over
a Mauritanian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
pilot
woman
man
milkman
doctor
farmer
student
policeman
ticket inspector
bus driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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