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Bad maintenance
My train's
motor
angle crutch
leaked all over
a St Lucian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
dentist
ticket inspector
soldier
bus driver
shepherd
a spy
milkman
farmer
train driver
policewoman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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