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Bad maintenance
My train's
motor
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a St Lucian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
policewoman
tramp
milkman
policeman
train driver
man
taxi driver
a spy
surgeon
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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