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Bad maintenance
My train's
motor
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Maltese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
student
shepherd
TV personality
sailor
pilot
farmer
tramp
child
doctor
ticket inspector
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.