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Bad maintenance
My train's
motor
retaining screw
leaked all over
a South Sudanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
soldier
pilot
ticket inspector
student
doctor
child
dentist
policewoman
surgeon
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.