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Bad maintenance
My train's
motor
gutter
leaked all over
a Maldivian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
train driver
policewoman
farmer
bus driver
pilot
policeman
student
soldier
milkman
a spy
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