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Bad maintenance
My train's
motor
flux capacitor
leaked all over
an Iraqi
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
milkman
farmer
a spy
tramp
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pilot
shepherd
TV personality
student
taxi driver
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