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Bad maintenance
My train's
motor
flux capacitor
leaked all over
a Pitcairn Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
taxi driver
surgeon
tramp
child
TV personality
a spy
policeman
dentist
woman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.