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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel
microswitch
leaked all over
a Citizen of Seychelles
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
policewoman
taxi driver
a spy
man
train driver
surgeon
student
ticket inspector
pilot
TV personality
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.