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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel
microswitch
leaked all over
a Russian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
tramp
surgeon
train driver
ticket inspector
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a spy
sailor
man
bus driver
milkman
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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