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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel
microswitch
leaked all over
a Palauan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
child
dentist
shepherd
soldier
woman
policeman
tramp
taxi driver
milkman
ticket inspector
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.