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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel
rectifier
leaked all over
a Solomon Islander
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
surgeon
dentist
woman
train driver
policewoman
pilot
farmer
shepherd
ticket inspector
tramp
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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