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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel
champagne
dispenser
leaked all over
a Sudanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
dentist
farmer
ticket inspector
policewoman
man
woman
soldier
surgeon
taxi driver
shepherd
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Dan
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