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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel
champagne
dispenser
leaked all over
a Paraguayan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
surgeon
student
policeman
taxi driver
soldier
child
woman
tramp
ticket inspector
milkman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.