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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel
rotator
leaked all over
a Palestinian
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
doctor
tramp
soldier
woman
surgeon
shepherd
pilot
child
bus driver
ticket inspector
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