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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel
swan 🦢
guard
leaked all over
a Marshallese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
train driver
TV personality
child
shepherd
tramp
farmer
sailor
bus driver
surgeon
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