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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel
mouse 🐁
guard
leaked all over
a Namibian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
child
bus driver
ticket inspector
taxi driver
student
a spy
TV personality
policewoman
milkman
tramp
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.