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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel
raccoon 🦝
guard
leaked all over
a Citizen of Seychelles
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
taxi driver
train driver
pilot
ticket inspector
bus driver
policewoman
farmer
doctor
woman
surgeon
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.