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Bad maintenance
My train's
wheel
squirrel
guard
leaked all over
a Maltese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
child
farmer
train driver
milkman
a spy
dentist
ticket inspector
bus driver
tramp
sailor
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
.