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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
tube
leaked all over
a Kosovan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
policeman
pilot
man
child
ticket inspector
doctor
tramp
train driver
bus driver
woman
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Dan
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