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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
tube
leaked all over
a Kazakh
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
train driver
farmer
pilot
policeman
policewoman
taxi driver
woman
TV personality
surgeon
ticket inspector
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Dan
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