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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
laser
leaked all over
a Citizen of Kiribati
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
bus driver
ticket inspector
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woman
taxi driver
man
milkman
farmer
doctor
student
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