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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
microswitch
leaked all over
an Indian
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
farmer
policewoman
surgeon
train driver
woman
ticket inspector
soldier
child
shepherd
student
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