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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
microswitch
leaked all over
a Ghanaian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
ticket inspector
sailor
child
pilot
milkman
student
policeman
woman
dentist
taxi driver
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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