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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
swisher
leaked all over
an Ivorian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
man
soldier
pilot
shepherd
a spy
policeman
child
train driver
student
doctor
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