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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
rectifier
leaked all over
a Djiboutian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
sailor
ticket inspector
policewoman
a spy
pilot
train driver
shepherd
child
bus driver
farmer
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Dan
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