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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
compressor
leaked all over
a Lebanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
bus driver
policewoman
TV personality
a spy
ticket inspector
doctor
surgeon
woman
dentist
student
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Dan
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