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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
Absynthe
dispenser
leaked all over
a Faroese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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policewoman
pilot
woman
train driver
ticket inspector
dentist
policeman
a spy
sailor
doctor
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