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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
Absynthe
dispenser
leaked all over
an East Timorese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
farmer
ticket inspector
milkman
dentist
pilot
bus driver
tramp
policewoman
TV personality
train driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.