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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
Absynthe
dispenser
leaked all over
a Malian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
dentist
woman
sailor
tramp
pilot
milkman
ticket inspector
TV personality
child
taxi driver
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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