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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
Absynthe
dispenser
leaked all over
a Macanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
ticket inspector
policewoman
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TV personality
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dentist
shepherd
tramp
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