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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
Tequila
dispenser
leaked all over
a Sudanese
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pilot
surgeon
policewoman
sailor
tramp
ticket inspector
train driver
taxi driver
doctor
farmer
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Dan
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