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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
Tequila
dispenser
leaked all over
a Nigerian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
surgeon
milkman
sailor
policeman
bus driver
policewoman
child
train driver
taxi driver
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