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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
Tequila
dispenser
leaked all over
a Nicaraguan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
train driver
farmer
doctor
milkman
ticket inspector
policeman
tramp
pilot
child
a spy
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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