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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
Budweiser
dispenser
leaked all over
an Ethiopian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
man
ticket inspector
a spy
pilot
doctor
surgeon
taxi driver
soldier
shepherd
policewoman
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