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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
Budweiser
dispenser
leaked all over
a Cape Verdean
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
TV personality
woman
taxi driver
dentist
surgeon
man
farmer
milkman
policewoman
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.