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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Samoan
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
student
dentist
sailor
bus driver
child
a spy
train driver
tramp
taxi driver
soldier
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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