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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
martini
dispenser
leaked all over
a Mongolian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a spy
dentist
TV personality
bus driver
surgeon
man
tramp
milkman
policeman
child
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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