Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
margaritas
dispenser
leaked all over
a Barbadian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Sao Tomean
Swiss
Scottish
Belgian
Nigerien
Austrian
Bhutanese
Andorran
Emirati
Guyanese
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.