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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
margaritas
dispenser
leaked all over
an Azerbaijani
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
bus driver
taxi driver
child
pilot
farmer
surgeon
ticket inspector
man
dentist
sailor
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