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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
white wine
dispenser
leaked all over
a Danish
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
policeman
train driver
shepherd
tramp
taxi driver
child
a spy
ticket inspector
policewoman
dentist
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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