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Bad maintenance
My train's
buffer
white wine
dispenser
leaked all over
a Bulgarian
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
shepherd
pilot
surgeon
bus driver
man
sailor
woman
policewoman
a spy
doctor
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